Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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