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Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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