i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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