it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have demons in me.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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