I just saw a hot homeless man
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
A+ Viking dick
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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