i permit you to call me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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