pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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