i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Someone signed my nipple.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
please don't ironically join a cult
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