Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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