No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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