did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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