You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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