I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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