u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just invented taco cereal.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I know her cup size but not her name....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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