I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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