"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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