I'm drive I can fine osifer
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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