yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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