how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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