okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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