I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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