That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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