i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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