So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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