So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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