also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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