Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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