epic. did something like that to my sister, but she was on the lake on one of those banana boat things. she nearly sued me. I am not allowed near sharpies, glue, tools, or paint in any form at family get togethers. :/
I'm a girl. so no I didn't trace my penis because I don't have one. ... her ex traced his on her. my cousins & other siblings drew things on her & pushed her into the lake on the raft.
in fairness they aren't my parties most of the time but be warned things bordering on sexual assault tend to happen to those that pass out...once woke up on a floaty raft in the pool naked with my whole body drawn on...I was shaved head to toe...there was a periodic table drawn with markers on my freshly shaved crotch with the element shlongium added...I had a party hat on and one of those rolled up kazoo things in my ass...someone made a bunch of arrows pointing to my ass and mouth with suggestions of
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