He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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