Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I think I just sharted jello shots
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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