Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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