The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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