For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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