My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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