Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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