I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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