guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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