Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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