When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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