he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
