I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
