belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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