I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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