We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My brain says no but my pants say off.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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