I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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