Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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