Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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