BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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