He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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