She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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